Tribute to Michael Vaughan

Michael Vaughan is probably the best English captain after Mike Brearley. It is possible to give a captain too much credit for the performances of an entire team, but Vaughan deserves it with 26 victories from 51 Tests and lifting the Ashes against an Australian team at the height of their powers. Injury and the declining fortunes of the English team lead to his resignation as English captain and now he has completed his departure by retirement from international cricket.

There was a brief period in 2002 when Vaughan was among the best batsmen in Test cricket. Who knows what records he could have broken if he had continued in that vein? But there was a regression back to the norm and then Vaughan inherited the English Test captaincy after Nasser Hussain’s abrupt resignation. That was the beginning of a great run of English victories that culminated in the unforgettable Ashes series in 2005.

In retrospect, if his injury had never allowed him to play another Test match after that Oval Test, Vaughan would have cemented his legacy perhaps even higher than Brearley. The victorious 2005 English team was dodged by injuries, and succumbed in Pakistan. The death blow was the 2006/07 Ashes, in particular, the soul-crushing defeat in the Adelaide Test, from which England has never fully recovered even today. Vaughan, on his return, took over a team that were wannabe’s, not winners, and that was proved over the next few series.

Michael Vaughan’s tale is the same story as that of the 2005 England team, “What Could Have Been?” There was magic in the air in September 2005 and cricket, for a brief time, shone ever so brightly in England. But it was not meant to be.

Here’s to a great leader of men! May he enjoy his retirement better than he did these last few years.

Humor of the Day

Cricinfo UK has a humor page (humour?) with some gems such as this:

A suprise decision by the ICC has cricket statisticians confused and angry. The ICC has ruled that from now on the boundary previously rewarded with 6 runs will be worth 10. The move is designed to encourage big hitting and exciting cricket. An ICC spokesman is quoted as saying “The crowd likes nothing better than a sixer – yet the danger of hitting the ball in the air is such that many will not attempt big hits. With 10 runs as a reward, the risk will seem much more acceptable. We look forward to faster scoring rates, and new records being set.” It is believed that the rule change was proposed by Sri Lanka, who stand to benefit more than most.

Some poems on the site too if you are so inclined.

95 Balls Remaining

Already the Indian team is going into hibernation mode. Apart from Dhoni’s near-century, only Yuvraj, RP Singh and extras crossed into double figures. We saw the bowling missing in the first match, today the batsmen joined them at wherever they were.

I cannot see the Indians being motivated enough to come back to win the remaining two matches. With a long break coming up and the inconsequential nature of this series, it doesn’t seem likely. On the other hand, there are quite a few West Indians who have something to prove.

We knew the batting was weak, so the surprise has been the bowling. After Dhoni and RP Singh gave India a fighting chance, the bowlers failed to put any pressure on the Windies.

Once again, this shows how unnecessary this series was in the first place. Dhoni has been put under tremendous pressure to accommodate the whims of the cricket boards.

Once Upon a Time in Cricket

Remember the days

When 50 in 15 overs and 100 in 25 overs was a reasonable scoring rate.

When anything above 200 was a defendable target.

When 250+ was a frightening one.

When a run-a-ball innings was extraordinary and front-page news.

When you have an anchor and a striker as opening batsmen.

When 5-3-5-0 was a plausible spell for an opening bowler.

Yes, some things are not worth being nostalgic for.

Humor of the Day

TootingTrumpet with the latest Strauss Tapes:

“Anyway, the other reason I’m calling is to ask you for Sarah Taylor’s phone number. No, not like that, I’m a married man… it’s for Matt. No! He’s a married man too! Andy reckons Matt could learn a few things from her. Just minor technical wicket-keeping things. He mentioned standing up and standing back, moving the feet, head and hands, catching, leading the fielding effort, concentration, stumpings… maybe one or two others, I’m not sure. Thanks”

Read the whole thing.

“Netherland” by Joseph O’Neill and Cricket

Crucket calls it the best ever cricket book he has ever read. I don’t exactly agree, but let me say this: If you tore out all the pages not relating to cricket and made a book out of it, “Netherland” would indeed be one of the most well-written novels on cricket. The writing is excellent and the author is clearly knowledgeable about cricket. So the passages about cricket really light up the book.

Unfortunately, I cannot bring myself to say good words about the rest of the book and the overall plot. First of all, regardless of the book cover, it is not really about cricket. It could have been any other immigrant sport and the book would have been the same. The book is primarily about New York City, the days and months after 9/11 and about a person (a non-American) who is trying to come to terms with that world as his life is being disrupted. And it is not a great story.

The main plot centers around a Dutchman, Hans van den Broek. After the September 11 attacks, he and his family are unable to adjust, and his wife and son return to their residence in London. Hans remains in New York, making frequent flights back to London. While in New York, he starts playing cricket and meets Chuck Ramkissoon, an enigmatic character who has a plan to build a cricket arena in New York. To see what happens, read the book as I don’t want to dish out spoilers.

Here is the trouble, though. The book uses a non-linear time structure, so you actually get the spoilers right there in the book. You more or less know what happens to Hans and Chuck and their plans. Everytime a plot point seems to be building up to an interesting climax, the author pulls a fast one, announcing the ending with flashing lights. There is no real reason for the flashback and flash-forward, except the author trying out writing gymnastics and generally undercutting the effectiveness of the novel.

The novel also jumps into unnecessary trivialities. Every novel needs color to create a background, but when they do not add substantially to the novel, they seem like an exercise in filling up empty space. There were a couple of dead-end side stories that were unnecessary and distracting. The author seemed to have forgotten that less is more.

There is one surprise in the book that, in retrospect, seems less of a surprise than a setup. And I would go far as calling it “cheating the reader”. Here is an example of what cheating means. Say in a story, a prince is climbing up the stairs of a castle to save a princess. You would expect the prince to fight dragons spitting fire and have a generally hard time reaching the top. That’s fine. What you don’t expect is the prince reaching the top floor and then slipping on a banana peel and breaking his neck. That’s stupid and meaningless. And all the fine phrases of the English language cannot save such a story.

Some people have suggested that the novel is similar to “The Great Gatsby” because of the New York parallels and the general sense of wistfulness. I would agree in so far that both novels are over-rated and bereft of characters that evoke no sympathy from the readers. Some may say maybe that is the point. I reject that thinking. Great literature grips the reader in strong emotions. If instead you just despise or care less about all the characters and the plot seems incredible and unbelievable, then the book is simply not good.

Humor of the Day

In these fast times, last week’s news seems like last century. Still the Old Batsman’s take on the World T20 was pretty funny:

Best attempt at a not-outer [sponsored by Red Ink inc]: Jacques Kallis, SA vs Pakistan

The Best Australian Bowler Allan Border Medal Award: Dirk Nannes [Netherlands]

Best player of fast bowling: Suresh Raina, India vs England

Services To UK Tourism: Ricky Ponting – ‘We’ve got two weeks in Leicester’.

Read the whole thing.

How Twenty20 Destroyed One-Dayers

India scored 101/2 in 20 overs and West Indies 123/2. Terrible scoring.

That is when I remembered it was a 50-over match. That is what a heavy overdose of the Indian Premier League and World Twenty20 will do to you.

One-dayers will never be the same because you can never again look at a batsman and not curse him for conceding a dot ball.

Waiting for an entire day for a match to be completed? Why cannot it get over in three hours?

You keep expecting the ball to hit or cross the boundary, and the repeated anti-climaxes are too much to bear.

End the torture already! Replace ODIs with Twenty20.

Are Maidens An Endangered Species?

I previously wrote about the useless mention of minutes spent by a batsman in Twenty20 cricket. I now feel that recording maidens is also becoming unnecessary, not just in Twenty20, but even in one-day cricket. For example, today in the India-West Indies, the Indian innings had a solitary maiden out of 50 overs.

ODI batsmen are also the most likely to play in Twenty20. With the Twenty20 mentality to take something off every ball and conceding a maiden is unthinkable, I think we are entering an era where maidens will be extremely rare. In the past, batsmen have been content to play out even average bowling at the fall of a wicket. In the future, they may be as rare as hat tricks (especially in T20) with maidens only coming by a combination of great bowling, wickets tumbling and smart fielding.

There is, of course, no harm done by recording maidens, but their rarity would mean that they are probably not that much relevant anymore. If Twenty20 replaces ODI in the future, then the more so.

So what can we measure? Some people have advocated counting dot balls. That may be useful, but I wonder if they do share a different problem with maidens. That is, is a bowler who bowls 5 dot balls and then concedes a six better than another bowler who gives away six singles? The Economy Rate will always be a better indication of net bowler value than maidens or dot balls.