Cricinfo has a hilarious interview with Harbhajan Singh where he talks about taking showers, shooting at beehives, and his favorite hobby, sledging. The one part that was most revealing about the sludge that makes up Harbhajan’s brain is this:
If your house was on fire what would you grab first?
I will grab the guy who burned my house and make sure I burn him first.
Harbhajan doesn’t even stop to think that it could have been an accident or he may have been the one to cause it. If there is any problem in his life, it must be someone else! The Australians are smashing me out of the ground. It must be that %^@# Symonds! Mumbai lost again. Whose face should I bless with my forehand?
And I wonder how many of these balls he sends down:
My best ball in Test cricket is the one that got Michael Hussey in Bangalore last year. He left the ball and it turned in to him like a legspinner. I don’t know how it happened and it was like a mystery ball even to me. I was shocked when I saw it again later, because it turned in big time.
Do you think he ever learnt the secret of the doosra? Hey, at least, he is being honest about his bowling!